The Politics Thread

Nobody is surprised. Just disappointed. (Or jubilant, depending.)

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Suspended after allegedly groping two men ā€¦Chris Pincher.
LUMGWBFUAO.
yeah, I know sexual assault is Not Funny etc
Itā€™s the newsreaders I feel sorry for.

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He was already in slight double entendre territory by being MP for Tamworth ā€“ a well-known breed of pig, mā€™Lud.

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Well, here we are. Where lies are told and vile behaviour is allowed without fear of sanction. The rats abandon ship when the stench, finally, overwhelms them. Dearie me.

Soo xx

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Judging by the resignation letters, Javid is less of a self-serving weasel than Sunak.
Disclaimer: I am no taxonomist
There is still a whiff of the less attractive branches of the family mustelidae hanging heavy in the air.

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Itā€™s a hard call. What a bunch of self-serving, country-wrecking barstewards they are, in my opinion. At least Iā€™m honest, largely.

Soo xx

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I cannot help thinking Sunak is going to experience the firm smack of a (platinum-coated, jewel-encrusted) rolling pin when he goes home; Mrs S will not be happy. ohdearwhatapitynevermind

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I never thought otherwise. And as far as I know, the only things you have wrecked are your own knees.

Bad cess to the lot of 'em.
Gxx

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She wonā€™t care. Maybe I wouldnā€™t, were I so rich, but I hope that I would.

Soo xx

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She made quite a few ā€˜concessionsā€™ to his office. Trust me, sheā€™ll mind.

tee-hee (grow up, Gus)
Gxx

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No, donā€™t :smiley:

If Mrs S minds about the ā€˜concessionsā€™, she has more money than sense.

We are having to tolerate BiLā€™s rampant revisionism and itā€™s hard to bear.

Soo xx

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Commiserations.
Bespoke wax images and expert pratupuncture are available, but I suspect they might breach the Beely Code.
Interesting times. Sigh.
Gxx

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Overrated, Gus.

Soo xx

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I am black affrontit: elseforum someone said Johnson is like a limpet. Unfair to patellae!

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Yes Limpets have decency and manners

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I say, steady on old thing. Have a nice Beer, thatā€™ll set you right;- )

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I am not surprised Larry the Cat was reluctant to cross the threshhold of 10DS tonight: the place must stink of adrenaline and multiple weasel.

He has demonstrated a responsible attitude to performing the duties of his office, he has massive public support and, above all, impeccable fur*: the answer to this crisis is hiding in plain sight.

*he has probably also been debollockedā€¦

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Well, itā€™s a shame that the PM hasnā€™t been. A shame on the lot of them. Larry is excused from my vitriolic mood as he is a Cat.

Soo xx

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Exactly, dear Bee. Am baffled at the constituency of women prepared to fuck him.
Although thatā€™s not important right now.

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There is no mechanism to deal with an individual with no honour, no shame and, as is increasingly apparent, over and above their fondness for an expedient lie in the moment, no genuine grasp on reality.
Back to that housemasterā€™s report from 40 years ago.
God help us.

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