The Politics Thread

Thank-you Dear Dunnock

Carinthia.xx

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I must confess to a snigger when “Clap for Boris” did the rounds

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As I have said before, there was no clapping for the NHS at this end of our long road, which was most odd.

Carinthia.xx

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The Two Minutes’ Love seems to have stopped round here.

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It has stopped everywhere. Officially. Inasmuch as it was ever official in the first place. Apparently there was something encouraged for the NHS’s birthday, though.

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By the party that voted against its formation 21 times.

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Well, if it hadn’t been formed it couldn’t be flogged off, joe, now could it?

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Wouldn’t be the first unformed idea people have been sold…

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Meanwhile, across the Atlantic, serious philosophical questions are being raised:

“I’m the only politician in history that I’ve actually kept more promises than I made”

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Would that be the Orange Idiot?

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Any political messages from a country that invented Covid parties is dubious I think

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Just when you thought things couldn’t get worse, apparently the Daily Excrement is trying to drag us into the B****t BS:

“LEADING Irish political figures have drawn up a plan that would see Ireland follow Britain by leaving the Brussels’ “bullies” and quitting the European Union.”

For the record, this is about the “Irish Freedom Party” - a handful of Farage’s stooges. They fielded precisely eleven candidates at the last election, none was elected. The only thing they lead in is the number of deposits lost; most of them went out at the first count.

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It’s domino theory all over again (or more along the lines of “those chancers got what they wanted, maybe we can too”).

At this point Ireland is the only natively-Anglophone point of contact with the EU. Sort out how to get goods across the UK without the border formalities and you could cash in…

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People have been managing that for nigh on a hundred years…




…or so I’m told*. Not that I’d know anything about that sort of thing personally, of course.





*Possibly by a little bird. But I wouldn’t know anything about that, either…

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Well cows have managed to smuggle themselves over the Border since 1922

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The trick would be getting between Ireland and the rest of the EU without border formalities on either side of the UK, which is a bit trickier.

I recommend trebuchets.

Yrs, H. Sparrer, Gurt Big Trebuchets Inc. (prop.)

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Back in the early 80s, I was on a tour of Germany with local orchestra & choir. One of the trips was a visit to the border, with a talk on the history from one of the border guards.

During his (very interesting) spiel, he suddenly broke off, frowned and stared off to one side. After a few seconds, he turned back to us: “I wonder if I should report this?” He pointed to a clump of weeds: “That butterfly just defected…”

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Your COVID restrictions in full:

Blue: back to work!
Green/Yellow: some restrictions on large gatherings
Orange/Red: do not leave your home

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Eh? Whut? Who?

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Clue

Note the thread I posted in.

Another Clue

I got the image from here.

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