Jewellers, banks, pawn shops, building societies, betting shops…
Davidians?
Nah, nuffink worth nicking. Gurt stacks of guns and ammo and beans.
…an’ toilet-paper?
Not sure they’d have much in reserve, given the amount of shite they spout.
Heidi is Staying Home
Sensible and beautiful cat.
Carinthia asks me to forward (warning, Facebook link, though you can see the content from the preview):
Thank-you, Dunnock
It’s the Eternal Indifference which gets me…
Carinthia.xx
Perfect! So cat!
What a beauty Heidi is
I love the order of indifference too
I am currently ordered to be comfortable as a leopard is sweetly sleeping on my leg
He is comfortable ergo I must be comfortable…
Oh my! So regal! What a gorgeous house-panther!
…and here’s MrHopalong (a.k.a. FatMan) proudly showing off a very fine westkit! ('scooze Sturmey’s clutch-foot in bottom of picture!)
…and FatMan & MrAbel (a.k.a. LittleBoy) R.I.P. (…since moved on to that great catio in the sky where all the mice are sight-less, and all the birds are small & flightless) sunning themselves on the balcony)
What gorgeous tabby boys, Sturmers! Fat Man and Little Boy, ha! Why am I thinking of “So long Mom, I’m off to drop the bomb, so don’t wait up for me”?
…long before LittleBoy departed this life, a mysterious tunnel thingy appeared in the kitchen, but we need not have worried, as LB was sure to look into it before too long:
“Rather you than me!” shouted FatMan
From the BBC website:
From Wednesday, everyone in Austria who wants to go into a shop will first have to put a mask (provided) on outside. They will then have to take them home with them
Carinthia.xx
“Imagine I shot you and you fell forward at my feet. Would your puddle of blood dirty my shoes? Then you need to stand further away.”
Asking fer yer Bruvver, Dunnock?
Carinthia.xx
Peasy Joe. What’s yer problem ?
Basic safe sex that is Joe