So, who wants to help ... to cower in the cellar?


BM or Pernod, methinks, Soo



(My choice, in the end, but offered wiffa hug.)

Soo xx


That won’t do at all.

Worth trying Amazon Marketplace—I use it to access to lots of excellent second-hand bookshops. Have found some really good out-of-print stuff over the years.

Here’s one I made earlier:


I gave up on childer fiction when it was not the thing to tell of the stepmother cutting her ugly daughters toes off to get their feel inside Cinderella ‘s glass slippers


The Snow Queen frightened at least the toes off me. The thought of having one’s heart frozen!
I couldn’t even touch the illustration in my Hans Christian Andersen book of said villian. I have those tales, too, secreted.

Are you, now, a little better, Twellsy?

Soo xx


Is this the Trump version?


Och, joe :slight_smile:
Time forra bee bed.
Good nights, Cellarites.
Soo xx


Gin, Soo

Don’t ferget it



Nope - I haven’t, Carinthia.
Soo xx


Be thankful it was just the slippers!


“Sauerkraut may help you lose weight.”

“Oh, rilly? Why might that be?”

Morning, all.

Soo xx


Oh Soo

Hugs of fellow feeling!

I am much better if hollow feeling

We has a lorry of the concrete mixer persuasion in our drive

The side of the house and up to the terrace is now buried in 5" of concrete

This makes me very happy


I might pop over to siphon off a small amount of concrete, if that’s okay, Twellsy.
Yay for feeling better and thrice yay for very happy feelings!
Soo xx


How many cubic metres do you need Soo?

I am sure we can arrange a drop or two for you…


Just a drop or two should do it. I am a small bee, after all. Grooh.

Soo xx


'Bout six feet long, three feet wide, two feet deep? And I won’t need more than about half the volume…



Has your bruvver been instructing you dear wee birdie?


Wot? Just need a form for some, er, fence posts, that’s all…



I remain suspicious wee birdie

Professionally suspicious you understand


[snell snyff]

Because I am a kind-hearted birdie I will continue the vodka deliveries…